Hello. I have a new blog. The old blog, which was pretty active back when George W. Bush was president, is still around, it’s just behind the shed, under a tarp. There’s no reason to go look for it.

The good news about a new blog is that nobody reads blogs anymore, so I can actually be super honest about things and face no repercussions. Well, not too honest. I do, unfortunately, still need to work. But I can at least admit that sometimes I just lay in my bed and look at sheepdogs on Instagram.

Let’s simply get things going with this video, one of the finest works of art that exists.