Hi. I am the first Jordan Hoffman in Google and that’s a good thing. The problem is the link goes to me Elsewhere. . .and I’d much rather THIS site be the first thing you hit. (You don’t hit this in Google at all. . .so any old school chums trying to find me have to link their way here from LeisureSuit and various reviews of Ultrachrist!) So — do what you can. If you have a blog — link to me! If you know someone who has a blog, link to me. I will give you a tootsie roll in return.