The script is a disaster and Josh Hartnet is unbearable, but the parts when the finely tailored vampires jump around and bite people are very entertaining. There are some sick, sick scenes here so people who need to get their aggression out (with an axe) will find much to enjoy in this picture.
Jordan Hoffman is a New York-based writer and film critic working for The Guardian, Vanity Fair, Thrillist, Times of Israel, NY Daily News and elsewhere.
He is the host of ENGAGE: The Official Star Trek Podcast, a member of the New York Film Critics Circle and challenges you to a game of backgammon.
