Across the Skoo-kul River. (I can’t spell it the way it is actually spelled.) This is kind’ve a dopey river anyway. It separates Philadelphia from. . . Philadelphia! Shouldn’t rivers be used as, like, borders??

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The U Penn Class of ’23 presents the most fantastically modern and bland skating rink. Look closely and you’ll see Judy Jetson practicing her twirls.

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We snuck into some U Penn classrooms. You can tell it is an ivy league school because of all the difficult equations on the board. Kerry, can you translate this?

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In the basement to another U Penn building (they’re so smart there, but they never think to lock the doors!) we found some kick-ass old lookin’ reel-to-reel players and TVs!

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The side of the stadium.

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The other side of the tracks. And the TRACK!

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Rah Rah Rah! This is the place where rich guys get to bang into one another so they can gripe about their old football injuries later in life.

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Philly at night.

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