Since Angels & Demons is about to come out, I thought I would be a good movies editor and actually see this damned thing. I expected it to be bad, but I did not think it would be THIS bad.

Lumbering, awkward, completely idiotic and about as subtle as a metal chair pounding you in the face. It’s a shame, because I love Catholic stuff. A movie where the Council at Nicaea is a major plot point? Sign me up! But. . .alas. . .this just blows. Really embarrassing for everyone involved. Akiva Goldsman, you remain an infected boil on the hairy ass of our culture.