The faux-upscale yuppie(ish) magnet breakfast emporium Brooklyn Bagel and Coffee Company opened this AM directly across the street from me. This is, ultimately, a bad thing. There already are young moms with baby carriages sitting in the window and it ain’t even 9 yet plus it’s raining. I’ll try their bagels later. . .I have a hunch they aren’t made on premisis (made in Brooklyn perhaps?) but we shall see. The real problem is that now I really can’t walk around naked without checking that the blinds are down.