It smells like gas in here. Every now and then the apartment smells like gas. Whenever I tell anyone, they say I am crazy. I once had the whole building in my apartment at once, sniffing. Anyway, if I asphyxiate, give my CD collection to someone who will listen to them.
Welcome
Jordan Hoffman is a New York-based writer and film critic working for The Guardian, Vanity Fair, Thrillist, Times of Israel, NY Daily News and elsewhere.
He is the host of ENGAGE: The Official Star Trek Podcast, a member of the New York Film Critics Circle and challenges you to a game of backgammon.
