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A Gorn! An M-Fing Gorn!

These last few episodes of Enterprise, when they knew it was all ending, are like giant circle jerks of massive interstellar fan service. From every quadrant of the galaxy, fans are wanked as Gorn, Tholians and smooth-forehead Klingons tie up everything you ever wanted to know about Star Trek but were afraid to ask.

More machinations aboard the ISS Enterprise, with T’Pol, Soval and Phlox (kinda) hoping to bring the Empire to some sense of reason. . .or, at least, reduced tyranny.

Not so much. Best ending ever? Hoshi Sato in black panties rising to the rank of Empress. Holy flurking schnit!