Groom Lake (2002), William Shatner, D Feb 27, 2009 | Jordan Hoffman's Movie Journal, Uncategorized | 0 | It pains me to say this, but, hoo-boy, what a gargantuan piece of dreck. Although who can deny the pleasures of seeing Dick Van Patten launch rockets from behind an iMac? Ed Wood lives…..and he’s Captain Kirk.