How can you dislike a movie wherein a little boy (with voice dubbed by a grown woman squeaking loudly) shouts out: “You’re a bad spacewoman! You don’t even look happy when Gamera wins each time!”
An assemblage of old Gamera footage with something resembling a plot. I think it goes – a Star Wars destroyer wants to take over the Earth, so it sends a woman with a radioactive watch to Earth to act as some sort of press liason for giant monsters. But three be-spandexed women in a Masda dealership tug on their ears, jump in a cat-travel box inside their minivan and become “spacewomen.” Then a little boy sings. Oh — and then Gamera, the giant turtle, fights.
Fucking awesome.
