Now you can pulverize yourself over this latest thing from the comfort of your own computer. Read Nathaniel Hawthorne’s “The Marble Faun” (either here or here) for free. Now you can see how this classic of American Lit-trit-tyoore (as Little Edie would say) inspired a Suffolk County Newsday delivery boy/gardener/man-child/invading father-figure (?)/mooch named Jerry in 1975.