You’d think a soft-core vampire porno re-dubbed a la What’s Up Tiger Lily would be good, huh? Not so much. In fact, it is quite lame. Dracula making Jackie Mason-esque remarks as he and the Wolf Man rape sleeping women (again and again) is not my cup of tea.
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Jordan Hoffman is a New York-based writer and film critic working for The Guardian, Vanity Fair, Thrillist, Times of Israel, NY Daily News and elsewhere.
He is the host of ENGAGE: The Official Star Trek Podcast, a member of the New York Film Critics Circle and challenges you to a game of backgammon.
