It is kinda pointless to post anything that has already appeared on Screenhead, which is probably the most visited blog out there for dopey shit like this, but I had to comment — as this might be simultaneously the most awful and awesome thing in the world.
Jordan Hoffman is a New York-based writer and film critic working for The Guardian, Vanity Fair, Thrillist, Times of Israel, NY Daily News and elsewhere.
He is the host of ENGAGE: The Official Star Trek Podcast, a member of the New York Film Critics Circle and challenges you to a game of backgammon.
