A rip-off of all the good Alien rip-offs. There’s a sex scene in tight blue spandex and the robot sidekick (who doesn’t even make any good jokes) is called Tin-Pan. Lots of sweaty Marc Singer. You’ve been warned.
Welcome
Jordan Hoffman is a New York-based writer and film critic working for The Guardian, Vanity Fair, Thrillist, Times of Israel, NY Daily News and elsewhere.
He is the host of ENGAGE: The Official Star Trek Podcast, a member of the New York Film Critics Circle and challenges you to a game of backgammon.
