Lt. Yar is kidnapped by a band of those guys from the 7-UP commercials. What is this, planet Uncola?

Picard gives a speech laying out the Prime Directive that, in my late night haze last night, seemed like a sparkling indictment of W’s war in Iraq. Something to the tune of forcing a culture to conform to our notions of civilization will only retard the natural evolution of such civilization. Oh, if only Cheney, Wolfowitz & co. watched TREK!!!

Here is my first review, (I liked it a little better this time) — and you’ll notice I make the same dumb 7-UP joke (but I also include a photo, if you have no idea what I am talking about.)