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Picard has a son? Ruh-roh! And an evil Ferengi is trying to kill him? Double ruh-roh! And the kid is kind’ve a punk-ass who doesn’t like learning? Oy, such troubles!

Don’t worry – it all kinda works out in the end. The kid ain’t Picard, but one wonders what contraceptive devices they use in the future.