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8 Most Lovably Awful Lou Reed Songs

Jordan | Cram it in Your Ear | Sunday, October 27th, 2013

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Lou Reed was never afraid to swing for the fences.

I adore all these horrible songs. RIP Lou.



8 – The Day John Kennedy Died

Maybe this just had the misfortune of coming right after “Waves of Fear” on THE BLUE MASK. But, even with the cool guitar & bass going on here. . .ugh.


7 – What’s Good
What good’s a computerized nose?



6 – Gimme Some Good Times.

The opening, where he quotes his own old songs, is the most embarassing thing ever. Worse then when Sting did it, even.



5 – Harry’s Circumcision.

Coulda been cut.


4 – I Love You Suzanne.
The singing!


3 – Pumping Blood.
Like a colored man’s dick.


2 – I Wanna Be Black.
And fuck up the Joooooooze!



1 – Edgar Allen Poe. By a country mile.

Everything about this rules. It RULES!

Bonus points! This awesome Velvet Underground 1993 atrocity.

Films Seen 8/6 – 9/19

Jordan | Jordan Hoffman's Movie Journal | Thursday, September 19th, 2013

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I continue to be the absentee father to this blog. But it isn’t like I’m not out there earning the child support.

Here are the films I’ve seen since we last checked in.

95% of the titles have been reviewed at either Film.com, ScreenCrush, the New York Daily News, Badass Digest or the Times of Israel.

I don’t have the time to deep link to them all, but 95% of that 95% can be found at my Rotten Tomatoes page.

Gravity (2013), Alfonso Cuaron, A+
Afternoon Delight (2013), Jill Soloway, B
Therese (2013), Claude Miller, B
Celebrity (1998), Woody Allen, A-
Multiple Maniacs (1970), John Waters, B
Gerhard Richter Painting (2011), Corrina Belz, B
Permanent Vacation (1980), Jim Jarmusch, C
Mystery Train (1989), Jim Jarmusch, A-
The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (2013), Harald Zwart, D-
Scenic Route (2013), Kevin Goetz and Michael Goetz, C-
Savannah (2013), Annette Haywood-Carter, D-
Una Noche (2013), Lucy Mulloy, B+
Our Nixon (2013), Penny Lane, B+
American Made Movie (2013) Nathaniel Thomas McGill and Vincent Vittorio, C
Red Obsession (2013), David Roach and Warwick Ross, B
99%: The Occupy Wall Street Collaborative Film, Multiple Directors, B-
American Milkshake (2013), David Andalman and Mariko Munro, C-
Tio Papi (2013), Fro Rojas, D
Salinger (2013), Shane Salerno, C-
Il Futuro (2013), Alicia Scherson, B
Closed Circuit (2013), John Crowley, C-
Getaway (2013), Courtney Solomon, D-
The Grandmaster (2013), Wong Kar-Wai, D+
Good Ol’ Freda (2013), Ryan White, C
Wadjda (2013), Haifaa Al-Mansour, A-
The Family (2013), Luc Besson, D
How I Live Now (2013), Kevin Macdonald, C
Prisoners (2013), Denis Villenueve, B+
Manakamana (2013), Harvard’s Sensory Ethnography Lab, A-
Child’s Pose (2013), Calin Peter Netze, B+
Abuse of Weakness (2013), Catherine Breillat, C+
The Fifth Estate (2013), Bill Condon, B-
Blue Ruin (2013), Jeremy Saulnier, A-
Ida (2013), Pawel Pawlikowski, A-
Bright Days Ahead (2013), Marion Vernoux, C+
Rush (2013), Ron Howard, B-
This Is Saltinum (2013), Róbert Ingi Douglas, C+
Dallas Buyers Club (2013), Jean-Marc Vallée, A-
Enough Said (2013), Nicole Holofcener, B
We Gotta Get Out of This Place (2013), Simon Hawkins and Zeke Hawkins, C
The Strange Colour of Your Body’s Tears (2013), Hélène Cattet and Bruno Forzani, B+
The Double (2013), Richard Ayoade, B+
When Jews Were Funny (2013), Alan Zweig, C
Fading Gigolo (2013), John Turturro, C-
Visitors (2013), Godfrey Reggio, C+
Dom Hemingway (2013), Richard Shepard, A-
The Known Unknown (2013), Errol Morris, B+
Night Moves (2013), Kelly Reichardt, B+
August: Osage County (2013), John Wells, B+
12 Years A Slave (2013), Steve McQueen, A
Joe (2013), David Gordon Green, B+
Labor Day (2013), Jason Reitman, C+
Tracks (2013), John Curran, B
Bad Words (2013), Jason Bateman, B
The Sacrament (2013), Ti West, D-
The Muslms Are Coming (2013), Dean Obeidallah and Negin Farsad, C
Haute Cuisine (2013), Christian Vincent, B-
The Colony (2013), Jeff Renfroe, D-
Battle of the Year (2013), Benson Lee, B-
Zaytoun (2013), Eran Riklis, C+
Le Week-end (2013), Roger Michell, A-
Goldberg and Eisenberg (2013), Oren Carmi, B+

Films Seen 6/1 – 8/6

Jordan | Jordan Hoffman's Movie Journal | Wednesday, August 7th, 2013

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There’s a good chance I’m forgetting some titles.

I have no time to update this blog. It’s just a fact of life.

Links to all my published reviews are on my Rotten Tomatoes page – which is here. From there you can get to ScreenCrush, Film.com, the NY Daily News or Badass Digest. Actually, my Times of Israel stuff doesn’t link from there. But, well, you can’t have everything.

The Conjuring (2013), James Wan, B-
After Earth (2013), M. Night Shyamalan, B
Silk (2006), Su Chao-Bin, C-
The Bling Ring (2013), Sofia Coppola, B+
Man of Steel (2013), Zack Snyder, A-
Maniac (2013), Franck Khalfoun, F
Hellaware (2013), Michael M. Bilandic, B+
20 Feet From Stardom (2013), Morgan Neville, B+
Man of Steel (2013), Zack Snyder, A-
When Comedy Went to School (2013), Mevlut Akkaya and Ron Frank, B
A Hijacking (2013), Tobias Lindholm, B+
Blackfish (2013), Gabriela Cowperthwaite, B
Despicable Me 2 (2013), Pierre Coffin, Chris Renaud, C
Pacific Rim (2013), Guillermo Del Toro, A-
Chopper (2000), Andrew Dominik, B+
Zeiram (1991), Keita Amemiya, B+
World War Z (2013), Marc Forster, B-
Monsters University (2013), Dan Scanlon, B-
Anything Else (2003), Woody Allen, B+
Interiors (1978), Woody Allen, A-
Melinda and Melinda (2004), B-
Reds (1981), Warren Beatty, A
Happy Together (1997), Wong Kar-Wei, B
The Wolverine (2013), James Mangold, B-
Israel: A Home Movie (2013), Eliav Lilti, A-
The Lone Ranger (2013), Gore Verbinski, C-
The Heat (2013), Paul Feig, B+
Drug War (2013), Johnnie To, B
I’m So Excited (2013), Pedro Almodovar, B
The World’s End (2013), Edgar Wright, A-
Blue Jasmine (2013), Woody Allen, A-
Cassandra’s Dream (2007), Woody Allen, B
What’s New Pussycat (1965), Clive Donner, C
2 Guns (2013), Baltasar Kormákur, B-
Elysium (2013), Neill Blomkamp, B+
Europa Report (2013), Sebastián Cordero, B
Ikarie XB-1 (1963), Jindřich Polák, A
Prince Avalanche (2013), David Gordon Green, B+
The To Do List (2013), Maggie Carey, B-
Smurfs 2 (2013), Raja Gosnell, D+
Inch’Allah (2013), Anaïs Barbeau-Lavalette, C-
I Give It A Year (2013), Dan Mazer, A-
Blood (2013), Nick Murphy, B
Our Nixon (2013), Penny Lane, B
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013), Thor Freudenthal, D
We’re the Millers (2013), Rawson Marshall Thurber, C
Planes (2013), Klay Hall, C

Breathing project

Jordan | Astoria Transfer | Monday, June 10th, 2013

Listen to this, if you dare.

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Films Seen 4/14 – 6/1

Jordan | Jordan Hoffman's Movie Journal | Saturday, June 1st, 2013

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And, once again, I’ve gone far too long without updating this page. This latest update represents what I caught at the Tribeca & Cannes Film Festivals – and a few things here and there. You’ll see that I watched nothing older than 2006 in a full month-and-a-half, which I find embarrassing and distasteful. (Unless I am forgetting something, which is entirely plausible.)

Pain & Gain (2013), Michael Bay, B+
Cutie and the Boxer (2013), Zachery Heinzerling, A
The English Teacher (2013), Craig Zisk, D
In the House (2013), Francois Ozon, B+
Almost Christmas (2013), Phil Morrison, C
Paradise: Love (2013), Ulrich Seidl, A
Paradise: Faith (2013), Ulrich Seidl, B
Paradise: Hope (2013), Ulrich Seidl, B
Raw Herring (2013), Leonard Retel Helmrich and Hetty Naaijkens-Retel Helmrich, B
Farah Goes Bang (2013), Meera Menon, D
The Rocket (2013), Kim Mordaunt, B+
Trust Me (2013), Clark Gregg, B
Harmony Lessons (2013), Emir Baigazin, B+
Hide Your Smiling Faces (2013), Daniel Patrick Carbone, B+
Taboor (2013), Vahid Vakilifar, C-
Bluebird (2013), Lance Edmands, A-
Some Velvet Morning (2013), Neil Labute, A-
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013), J.J. Abrams, B
Something in the Air (2013), Olivier Assayas, B+
Post Tenbras Lux (2013), Carlos Reygadas, C+
Iron Man Three (2013), Shane Black, B+
Apollo 18 (2011), Gonzalo López-Gallego, C+
This Is Not A Film (2012), Jafar Panahi and Mojtaba Mirtahmasb, C
The Island (2006), Pavel Lungin, B-
Gabi On The Roof In July (2010), Lawrence Michael Levine, C-
The Purge (2013), James DeMonaco, B-
The Great Gatsby (2013), Baz Luhrman, C-
Star Trek Into Darkness (2nd Viewing) (2013), J.J. Abrams, B
Fruitvale Station (2013), Ryan Coogler, B+
The Past (2013), Asghar Farhadi, A-
Inside Llewyn Davis (2013), Joel and Ethan Coen, A
Dance of Reality (2013), Alejandro Jodorowsky, B
The Congress (2013), Ari Folman, A-
Only God Forgives (2013), Nicholas Winding Refn, C-
All is Lost (2013), J.C. Chandor, A-
Blue is the Warmest Color (2013), Abdellatif Kechache, A
Nebraska (2013), Alexander Payne, B
Jeune et Jolie (2013), Francois Ozon, B
Only Lovers Left Alive (2013), Jim Jarmusch, A
Venus in Fur (2013), Roman Polanski, B
Bastards (2013), Clair Denis, B+
The Missing Image (2013), Rithy Panh, B+
Jodorowsky’s Dune (2013), Frank Pavich, B
Borgman (2013), Alex van Warmerdam, B+
The Immigrant (2013), James Gray, B+
Jimmy P: Psychotherapy of a Plains Indian (2013), Arnaud Desplechin, C-
My Sweet Pepper Land (2013), Hiner Saleem, B+
Nothing Bad Can Happen (2013), Katrin Gebbe, B
The Great Beauty (2013), Paolo Sorrentino, B+
The Last Days on Mars (2013), Ruairi Robinson, C
Rock the Casbah (2013), Yair Horowitz, B
Michael Kohlhaas (2013), Arnaud des Pallieres, C-
Fill the Void (2013), Rama Burshtein, B-
Hannah Arendt (2013), Margarethe von Trotta, A-
After Earth (2013), M. Night Shyamalan, B

Films Seen 3/9 – 4/14

Jordan | Jordan Hoffman's Movie Journal | Sunday, April 14th, 2013

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The Legend of the Lone Ranger (1981), William A. Fraker, D
The Plot Against Harry (1969/1989), Michael Roemer, A+
Fallen Angel (1945), Otto Preminger, B+
No Place on Earth (2012), Janet Tobias, B
Jurassic Park (1993), Steven Spielberg, A
Eden (2013), Megan Griffiths, B+
Close Up (1990), Abbas Kiarostami, B+
The Traveler (1974), Abbas Kiarostami, A-
The Croods (2013), Chris Sanders, B
Blancanieves (2013), Pablo Berger, A-
Olympus Has Fallen (2013), Antoine Fuqua, B-
GI Joe: Retaliation (2013), Jon Chu, C
The Company You Keep (2013), Robert Redford, B-
Simon Killer (2013), Antonio Campos, B+
Stories We Tell (2013), Sarah Polley, B
The Host (2013), Andrew Niccol, C+
Disconnect (2013), Henry Alex Rubin, D+
Legend (1985), Ridley Scott, B-
The Angels’ Share (2013), Ken Loach, C-
The Greatest Movie Ever Rolled (2012), Ryan Polito, C
Her Master’s Voice (2012), Nina Conti, B-
Road Comics: Big Work on Small Stages (2013), Hillary Demmon and Robert Clift, D
The Brotherhood of the Traveling Rants (2013), Bryan Gaynor, D-
Women Aren’t Funny (2013), Bonnie McFarlane and Rich Vos, F
Upstream Color (2013), Shane Carruth, A
Zero Charisma (2013), Katie Graham and Andrew Matthews, A-
Awful Nice (2013), Todd Sklar, C
The World is Funny (2012), Shemi Zarhin, B
Scary Movie 5 (2013), David Zucker, C
Wake in Fright (1971), Ted Kotcheff, A-
Masters of the Universe (1987), Gary Goddard, B+
The Manor (2013), Shawney Cohen, B+
The Brass Teapot (2013), Ramaa Mosely, B-

Films Seen 2/9 – 3/8

Jordan | Jordan Hoffman's Movie Journal | Friday, March 8th, 2013

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Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back (1980), Irvin Kershner, A-
Yossi and Jagger (2002), Eytan Fox, C
Robot Jox (1989), Stuart Gordon, B-
Outside Satan (2011), Bruno Dumont, C+
Admission (2013), Paul Weitz, B+
I Declare War (2013), Jason Lapeyre and Robert Wilson, B+
Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi, Richard Marquand, A-
Shrek Forever After (2010), Mike Mitchell, B-
Red Flag (2013), Alex Karpovsky, C+
Rubberneck (2013), Alex Karpovsky, B
Almost in Love (2013), Sam Neave, C
The Place Beyond the Pines (2013), Derek Cianfrance, A
Safe Haven (2013), Lasse Halstrom, D
Beautiful Creatures (2013), Richard LaGravanese, B
Like Someone in Love (2013), Abbas Kiarostami, B+
Kai Po Che! (2013), Abhishek Kapoor, C
21 & Over (2013), Jon Lucas and Scott Moore, B-
War Witch (2013), Kim Nguyen, B+
Stoker (2013), Park Chan-Wook, A-
Snitch (2013), Ric Roman Waugh, B-
Deranged (2012), Park Jung Woo, B
Philip Roth Unmasked (2013), Livia Manera and William Karel, C-
The Invisible Man (1933), James Whale, A
The Island of Lost Souls (1933), Erle C. Kenton, B
K-11 (2013), Jules Stewart, D
Sympathy For Mr. Vengeance (2002), Park Chan Wook, B+
Jack The Giant Slayer (2013), Bryan Singer, C+
Oz: The Great And Powerful (2013), Sam Raimi, B
Dead Man Down (2013), Niels Arden Oplev, D
Beyond the Hills (2013), Christian Mungiu, A

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Jordan | No News Is Good News | Thursday, March 7th, 2013

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I’m gonna add something here soon. At least a list of the many, many films I’ve watched since I last updated. Just haven’t had the time. And when I have had the time, the last thing I want to do is write.

Films Seen 1/1 – 2/8

Jordan | Jordan Hoffman's Movie Journal,No News Is Good News | Friday, February 8th, 2013

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Okay, here’s the deal.

I just don’t have the time to link to all the movies I reviewed in the past 5 weeks. Sorry. All of my reviews are either at ScreenCrush, Film.com or Badass Digest.

Each of those links goes to an author page where you can, in the words of James Franco, look at my shit. Almost all of these films are reviewed at those 3 outlets. I’ll try to update this blog more regularly so putting in outbound links isn’t such a chore. Either that or get an intern.

Here’s what’s been going down.

Crystal Fairy (2013), Sebastian Silva, A-
May in the Summer (2013), Cherien Dabis, C+
Moo Man (2013), Andy Heathcote, C-
Mud (2013), Jeff Nichols, B
Pussy Riot: A Punk Prayer (2013), Mike Lerner and Maksim Posdorovkin, C
Don Jon’s Addiction (2013), Joseph Gordon-Levitt, B+
Computer Chess (2013), Andrew Bujalski, B+
Kill Your Darlings (2013), John Krokidas, A-
The Lifeguard (2013), Liz Garcia, D
S-VHS (2013), Multiple Directors, B
Aint Them Bodies Saints (2013), David Lowery, B+
The East (2013), Zal Batmanglij, B
Escape From Tomorrow (2013), Randy Moore, A
Before Midnight (2013), Rick Linklater, A
Blue Caprice (2013), Alexandre Moors, B+
The Necessary Death of Charlie Countryman (2013), Frederik Bond, F
Prince Avalanche (2013), David Gordon Green, A
Upstream Color (2013), Shane Carruth, A-
Ass Backwards (2013), Chris Nelson, C
Magic Magic (2013), Sebastian Silva, A-
The Square (2013), Jehane Noujaim, A-
In a Worlds (2013), Lake Bell, C
The Spectacular (2013), James Ponsoldt, A-
Eolomea (1972), Hermann Zschoche, B
Koch (2013), Neil Barsky, B+
Side Effects (2013), Steven Soderbergh, A-
Caesar Must Die (2013), Paolo and Vittorio Taviani, A-
Warm Bodies (2013), Jonathan Levine, B
Broken City (2013), Allen Hughes, B-
A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan (2013), Roman Coppola, B-
Identity Thief (2013), Seth Gordon, D-
And Everything Is Going Fine (2010), Steven Soderbergh, B+
Like Someone In Love (2013), Abbas Kiarostami, B+

Published Work December 2012

Jordan | Jordan Hoffman's Movie Journal,No News Is Good News | Tuesday, January 1st, 2013

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Hello.

Oh, my poor blog. Once a vibrant place, now a ghost town. Yes, I still jot down the titles and letter grades of movies I see, but that’s about it (and only once or twice a month.)

In 2013 I’m going to try and get some more activity going on in here. Of course, I don’t get paid for anything I write here, and I do make a living by placing articles elsewhere on the web, so spending TOO much time on this blog is counterproductive at best and a sign of forthcoming destitution at worse.

So, for starters, I’m going to make sure that I link to all my published work that you can find strewn about the Internet. The fact that I don’t really do that already is a bit of a failure on my part.

Here, then, are stories I placed during the month of December. I hope to do a similar round up once a week. We’ll see.

At SCREENCRUSH:
Top 20 Movies of 2012
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Review
Promised Land Review
Les Miserables Review
The Guilt Trip Review
Parental Guidance Review
The Hobbit: 6 Things We Learned After Chatting With the Cast

At FILM.COM

Quartet Review
Django Unchained Review
This is 40 Review
Stand Up Guys Review
In Our Nature Review
Report from Butt Numb-a-Thon

At BADASS DIGEST

10 Most Anticipated Movies of 2013
Deadfall Review
Beware of Mr. Baker Review

At MOVIELINE
David Cronenberg Talks ‘Cosmopolis,’ High Frame Rates, And ‘Bullshit’ Oscars
Matthew McConaughey Ready To ‘Put Those Leathers On Again’ For Awards Season And ‘Magic Mike 2′
WATCH: Trailer For ‘Upstream Color,’ From ‘Primer’ Writer-Director Shane Carruth
‘The Amazing Spider-Man 2′ First Look: Dane DeHaan Is Your New Harry Osborn
Lawbreakers, Unite: After NYFCC Awards, Is Matthew McConaughey An Oscar Contender?

At STARTREK.com
One Trek Mind #52: TNG Season Two Theatrical Event
One Trek Mind #53: Spitballing The Trailer
One Trek Mind #54: Memories Of Ezri
One Trek Mind #55: No Trouble With Tribbles

At POPULAR MECHANICS
21 Geek Movies That Hollywood Should Make Next

At TIMES OF ISRAEL
Kvelling and Kvetching with Barbra Streisand and Seth Rogen

At NEXTMOVIE.com

Most ‘Lord of the Rings’-y Moments in ‘The Hobbit’
A Fanboy Guide: How to Prepare For ‘The Hobbit’
How We’re Spending Our Christmas Break on Planet Fanboy
Planet Fanboy’s Best Moments of 2012

at THE PLAYLIST
Critical Reassessment: ‘Heaven’s Gate’ And 11 More Films That Have Been Reconsidered Over Time
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Films Seen 12/17 – 12/31

Jordan | Jordan Hoffman's Movie Journal | Tuesday, January 1st, 2013

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The Guilt Trip (2012), Anne Fletcher, C
Parental Guidance (2012), Andy Fickman, F
Luv (2013), Sheldon Candis, C-
Quartet (2012), Dustin Hoffman, C-
Harry and Tonto (1974), Paul Mazursky, B+
Stand Up Guys (2012), Fisher Stevens, C
Easy Rider (2012), James Benning, No Grade
Face of Another (1966), Hiroshi Teshigahara, A-
Policeman (2011), Nadav Lapid, B+
The Cut-Off Man (2012), Idan Hubel, C-
Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013), John Luessenhop, C+
Numbered (2012), Dana Doron and Uriel Sinai, C+
How to Re-Establish a Vodka Empire (2012), Daniel Edelstyn, C
The Ballad of the Weeping Spring (2012), Beni Torati, B
Reconversao (2012), Thom Anderson, D
Cabaret-Berlin: The Wild Scene (2010), Fabienne Rousso-Lenoir, A-

Films Seen 11/23 – 12/16

Jordan | Jordan Hoffman's Movie Journal | Sunday, December 16th, 2012

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Thor (2011), Kenneth Branagh, B+
Zero Dark Thirty (2012), Kathryn Bigelow, A
Deadfall (2012), Stefan Ruzowitzky, D
Beware of Mr. Baker (2012), Jay Bulger, A-
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012), Peter Jackson, C+
Les Miserables (2012), Tom Hooper, B
Teen Wolf (1985), Rod Daniel, B+
Broadway Melody of 1940 (1940), Norman Taurog A-
The Gang’s All Here (1943), Busby Berekley, B-
Mama (2013), Andres Muschietti, B-
Libeled Lady (1936), Jack Conway, A-
Nightmare Alley (1947), Edmund Goulding, B+
White Heat (1949), Raoul Walsh, A-
Rollerball (1975), Norman Jewison, B+
Bullet to the Head (2013), Walter Hill, D
In Our Nature (2012), Brian Savelson, D
Arbitrage (2012), Nicholas Jarecki, C-
Django Unchaines (2012), Quentin Tarantino, B+
Stand Up Guys (2012), Fisher Stevens, C
The Syrian Bride (2004), Eran Riklin, B-
Ted (2012), Seth MacFarlane, B
Fateful Findings (2012), Neil Breen, A+

Films Seen 11/8 – 11/23

Jordan | Jordan Hoffman's Movie Journal | Friday, November 23rd, 2012

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Silver Linings Playbook (2012), David O. Russell, B-
Jaws (1975), Steven Spielberg, A
Mea Maxima Culpa (2012), Alex Gibney, B+
Rise of the Guardians (2012), Peter Ramsey, D
Lincoln (2012), Steven Spielberg, A
Jiro Dreams of Sushi (2012), David Gelb, C
The Haunting (1963), Robert Wise, A-
Some Came Running (1958), Vincent Minnelli, B+
Beyond the Black Rainbow (2012), Panos Cosmatos, A-
Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope (1977), George Lucas, A-
The Day of the Jackal (1973), Fred Zinnemann, A
Of Snails and Men (2012), Tudor Giurgiu, B
Three Days Til Christmas (2012), Radu Gabrea, B
Everybody in Our Family (2012), Radu Jude, A-
Best Intentions (2012), Adrian Sitaru, B+
This is 40 (2012), Judd Apatow, B+
Promised Land (2012), Gus Van Sant, B-
Killing Then Softly (2012), Andrew Dominik, A-
Not Fade Away (2012), David Chase, B+
Beasts of the Southern Wild (2012), Benh Zeitlin, A-
Argo (2012), Ben Affleck, B+

Films Seen 10/3 – 11/8

Jordan | Jordan Hoffman's Movie Journal | Thursday, November 8th, 2012

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I did a lot of traveling plus some non-review assignments, so not too many reviews (or films screened at home for kicks: books are fun, too!)

Moonrise Kingdom (2012), Wes Anderson, A
The Incredibles (2004), Brad Bird, B
The Hunger Games (2012), Gary Ross, B-
A Late Quartet (2012), Yaron Zilberman, B+
Anna Karenina (2012), Joe Wright, A-
Silent Hill Revelation 3D (2012), Michael J. Bassett, B-
Werewolf of London (1934), Stuart Walker, B
Ronin (1998), John Frankenheimer, B+
The Bay (2012), Barry Levinson, B
The Man With The Iron Fists (2012), RZA, B
1941 (1979), Steven Spielberg, B
The Invisible Men (2012), Yariv Mozer, A-
Ameer Got His Gun (2012), Naomi Levari, B+
Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith (2005), George Lucas, B-
Skyfall (2012), Sam Mendes, B+

Films Seen 9/18 – 10/2

Jordan | Jordan Hoffman's Movie Journal | Tuesday, October 2nd, 2012

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Pitch Perfect (2012), Jason Moore, B
Trouble With the Curve (2012), Robert Lorenz, C-
Frankenweenie (2012), Tim Burton, B-
The Final Member (2012), Jonah Bekhor and Zach Math, A-
Here Comes The Devil (2012), Adrian Garcia Bogliano, B+
Sinister (2012), Scott Derrickson, B-
The ABCs of Death (2012), Various, B+
Cold Steel (2012), David Wu, C-
Graceland (2012), Ron Morales, A-
Holy Motors (2012), Leos Carax, A
Lee’s Adventure (2012), Li Yang and Guo Fan, A
The Shining Forwards and Backwards (1980/2011), Stanley Kubrick & God, Far Out
The American Scream (2012), Michael Stephenson, B+
Tao Chi 0 (2012), Stephen Fung, C-
2 Rabbits (2012), Afonso Poyart, C
My Amityville Horror (2012), Eric Walter, C+
Miami Connection (1987), Y.K. Kim and Woo-soong Park, “A”
Dredd (2012), Pete Travis, B+
Sightseers (2012), Ben Wheatley, A-
Hail (2012), Amiel Courtin-Wilson, A-
New Kids Nitro (2012), Stefen Haars and Flip Van der Kuil, B
Red Dawn (2012), Dan Bradley, D-
Time of Favor (2000), Joseph Cedar, C+
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969), Peter Hunt, B+
From Russia With Love (1964), Terence Young, A-
The Loneliest Planet (2012), Julia Loktev, B
Deceptive Practice (2012), Molly Bernstein and Alan Edelsten, C+
Die Hard (1988), John McTiernan, B
Room 237 (2012), Rodney Ascher, A

Films Seen 8/31 – 9/17

Jordan | Jordan Hoffman's Movie Journal | Monday, September 17th, 2012

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Paris Je T’aime (2006), Various Directors, C
2 Days in Paris (2007), Julie Delpy, B
Chicken With Plums (2012), Marjane Satrapi and Vincent Paronnaud, A-
Hotel Transylvania (2012), Genndy Tarakovsky, B
The Perks of Being a Wallflower (2012), Stephen Chbosky, B+
Sightseers (2012), Ben Wheatley, A-
Aftershock (2012), Nicolas Lopez, B
Smashed (2012), James Ponsoldt, A-
The Sessions (2012), Ben Lewin, A-
Antiviral (2012), Brandon Cronenberg, B+
Rust and Bone (2012), Jacques Audiard, B
Greetings from Tim Buckley (2012), Daniel Algrant, C
Frances Ha (2012), Noah Baumbach, A
Bad 25 (2012), Spike Lee, A-
Looper (2012), Rian Johnson, A-
On The Road (2012), Walter Salles, B+
Much Ado About Nothing (2012), Joss Whedon, B
To The Wonder (2012), Terrence Malick, B-
Spring Breakers (2012), Harmony Korine, B-
Byzantium (2012), Neil Jordan C+
Cloud Atlas (2012), Tom Tywker, Andy Wachowski, Lana Wachowski, C+
Passion (2012), Brian De Palma, C
End of Watch (2012), David Ayer, C
Imogene (2012), Shari Springer Berman and Robert Pulcini, D+
Kon-Tiki (2012), Joachim Ronning and Espen Sandberg, B+
The Attacke (2012), Ziad Doueiri, B+
No (2012), Pablo Larrain, A-
The Act of Killing (2012), Joshua Oppenheimer, A-
The Gatekeepers (2012), Dror Moreh, B+
Berberian Sound Studio (2012), Peter Strickland, B-
The Suicide Shot (2012), Patrice Leconte, C-
All That You Possess (2012), Bernard Emond, B+
Inescapable (2012), Ruba Nadda, C-
Hannah Arendt (2012), Margarethe Von Trotta, C-
Midnight in Paris (2011), Woody Allen, A

Films Seen 8/21 – 8/31

Jordan | Jordan Hoffman's Movie Journal | Friday, August 31st, 2012

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Ornette: Made in America (1985), Shirley Clarke, A
Premium Rush (2012), David Koepp, B
The Tall Man (2012), Pascal Laugier, D
Star Trek: First Contact (1996), Jonathan Frakes, A+++
The Ambassador (2012), Mads Brugger, B
Coma (2012), Some Hack, D
The Possession (2012), Ole Bornedal, B-
Lawless (2012), John Hillcoat, B
Samsara (2012), Ron Fricke, A-
This Gun For Hire (1942), Frank Tuttle, B-

Films Seen 8/2 – 8/21

Jordan | Jordan Hoffman's Movie Journal | Tuesday, August 21st, 2012

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Event Horizon (1997), Paul W.S. Anderson, A-
Side by Side (2012), Christopher Kenneally, C-
Goats (2012), Christopher Neill, C-
The Bourne Legacy (2012), Tony Gilroy, C
Cosmopolis (2012), David Cronenberg, A-
Why Stop Now? (2012), Phil Dorling and Ron Nyswaner, D
Compliance (2012), Craig Zobel, A-
The Odd Life of Timothy Green (2012), Peter Hedges, C-
Au Hasard Balthasar (1966), Robert Bresson, A-

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