Not because it is too violent. Not because I’m sick of comic book movies (although I am). And not because I am broke. But because it has a “special guest director.” I watch an awful lot of movies, and I can’t recall ever seeing the credit “special guest director” before. That said “special guest director” is Quentin Tarantino, a man bested only by Kevin Smith for ruining cinema, is even more reason to run screaming for the hills.