Oy, such a shondah! Those no-good bullies at school have made Wesley Crusher do something bad (the Kolvoord Starburst!) I knew we should have sent him to yehsiva! Never, never would something like this have happened if he stayed here in Brooklyn! Oy! The best part about this episode is that it was later plundered for some of the finer points of the Picard Song.
