No, this has nothing to do with the New York Yankees. I am here to report that my computer has lost the function of burning mixed CDs. Luckily, I have an iPod and, therefore, this isn’t really an issue for ME. But. . .supposing I wanted to make a mix for Ann?!? Can’t do it! Now. . .I really ought not to complain, as the version of iTunes that I use is pirated and were it not for that version I would be unable to use my iPod. . .but, still, can’t I have both like everyone else in the world? Also. . .what the hell am I going to do with all of these blank CDs I’ve got lying around????
Welcome
Jordan Hoffman is a New York-based writer and film critic working for The Guardian, Vanity Fair, Thrillist, Times of Israel, NY Daily News and elsewhere.
He is the host of ENGAGE: The Official Star Trek Podcast, a member of the New York Film Critics Circle and challenges you to a game of backgammon.
