I am ill. Ill, I tell you. Everything aches and my asthma has got my chest so tight it feels like a buffalo is napping on me.
The above photo ought to express how much of a drag this is.
Ann deserved the Florence Nightingale award. . . either that or an iPod to tune out my whining.
Jordan Hoffman is a New York-based writer and film critic working for The Guardian, Vanity Fair, Thrillist, Times of Israel, NY Daily News and elsewhere.
He is the host of ENGAGE: The Official Star Trek Podcast, a member of the New York Film Critics Circle and challenges you to a game of backgammon.
