Resident Evil Afterlife

I watched this movie late last night and I’ve already forgotten how it ends.

What I do, remember, are some absurd fight sequences, gun fetish shots, Milla Jovovich in tight outfits and dudes whose faces split open. And Tig from Sons of Anarchy being the Paul Reiser from Aliens character.

Paul W.S. Anderson makes garbage, but he’ll never make a movie I won’t sit through. Hey, at least I’m honest.