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Pandorum fills me with rage.

When there are so many awesome movies about generation ships itching to get made – we have to contend with this total crap.

It’s my fault, really, from expecting anything but utter dreck from producers Paul W.S. Anderson and Jeremy Bolt, two of the biggest bleachers of entertainment working in cinema. Why bother telling a story when you can have lame looking zombies fly around real fast? Just give yourself five minutes at the end to “wow” your audience with a false, Fight Club ending.

Eff this movie. Eff this movie hard.