This is making the rounds. But it is fascinating. Looks are subjective, of course, but 98% of Americans would rather shag the R.Z. on the right. With a few drinks I could maybe convince myself to do this. But the R.Z. on the left — repulsive to so many — well, let’s just say I’m typing this blog with one hand.
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Jordan Hoffman is a New York-based writer and film critic working for The Guardian, Vanity Fair, Thrillist, Times of Israel, NY Daily News and elsewhere.
He is the host of ENGAGE: The Official Star Trek Podcast, a member of the New York Film Critics Circle and challenges you to a game of backgammon.