When was the last time you had an Eggo waffle? Sure, they ain’t nothing next to a real waffle. . .but they kinda kick ass. I got the kind with blueberries. The end.
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Jordan Hoffman is a New York-based writer and film critic working for The Guardian, Vanity Fair, Thrillist, Times of Israel, NY Daily News and elsewhere.
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i forgot we had these. i could have had breakfast for dinner. the eggo man is kind of cute. he reminds me of you. i think it the eyes. or maybe ’cause he isn’t wearing pants.