I’m a little blue as I am about to go and shave off my beard. I need to do it for “continuity” — an upcoming project I will be crowing about in the future, fear not. Anyway, here are some “so long” snaps.
My beard.
Another shot.
A close up of my repulsive cheek hair.
Jordan Hoffman is a New York-based writer and film critic working for The Guardian, Vanity Fair, Thrillist, Times of Israel, NY Daily News and elsewhere.
He is the host of ENGAGE: The Official Star Trek Podcast, a member of the New York Film Critics Circle and challenges you to a game of backgammon.
