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My cell phone bills are too freaking high. Seriously. Please, please, please call me at home. Nearly every one of my friends calls me on the cell first, and many times I am at home. Try me there first. Or text me. Those are free. Or if you are calling me from YOUR Verizon phone, ’cause that’s free, too. But cell-to-cell calls sound like crap. So just call me at home please. Thank you.