Author: Jordan


So I finally saw the Paris Hilton sex video. I used to think she was a gross, near-anorexic skank, but I recognize that, when naked, she ain’t that bad. Why her sex tape looks like night footage of Baghdad I don’t...

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Jordan Hoffman is a New York-based writer and film critic working for The Guardian, Vanity Fair, Thrillist, Times of Israel, NY Daily News and elsewhere.

He is the host of ENGAGE: The Official Star Trek Podcast, a member of the New York Film Critics Circle and challenges you to a game of backgammon.

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