First Vemont, now Massachusettes.Read More
Awesome. If I’d known there were giant turtles in it, I’d’ve found a way to see it sooner. It doesn’t quite have the epic scope of “Laurence of Arabia” but it has just as few speaking roles...Read More
So I finally saw the Paris Hilton sex video. I used to think she was a gross, near-anorexic skank, but I recognize that, when naked, she ain’t that bad. Why her sex tape looks like night footage of Baghdad I don’t...Read More
Will Ferrell is a goddamned riot. The script is as sharp as a diamond stylus. Some scenes are flat — the brother and g.f. relationships especiallybut anyone not singing at the end to keep Santas sled aloft is crippled...Read More
This is a movie about obsession. And it freaked the hell out of me as a kid. I was even terrified of the font. This is a surprisingly elliptical story for a blockbuster. Theres a lot thats left unexplained and, um, the main...Read More
Jordan Hoffman is a New York-based writer and film critic working for The Guardian, Vanity Fair, Thrillist, Times of Israel, NY Daily News and elsewhere.
He is the host of ENGAGE: The Official Star Trek Podcast, a member of the New York Film Critics Circle and challenges you to a game of backgammon.