I know Krusty the Klown refers to Honeydew and “The Money Melon,” but when you get an awesome cantaloupe it, too, is a glorious thing. The cantaloupes at the United Brothers Fruit Market on 30th Ave are currently at their peak, like spheres of exploding juicyness — little bombs of sweetness. Call Don Rumsfeld — we finally found the WMD — if by WMD we mean Weapon of Mass Deliciousness!!
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Jordan Hoffman is a New York-based writer and film critic working for The Guardian, Vanity Fair, Thrillist, Times of Israel, NY Daily News and elsewhere.
He is the host of ENGAGE: The Official Star Trek Podcast, a member of the New York Film Critics Circle and challenges you to a game of backgammon.