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Transfigurations is an okay episode marred by some of the worst costuming choices in the history of American television. I know there is a plot I am supposed to be following about a mysterious healing, a wanted criminal and a species-wide evolution . . .but all I can look at is the guest star’s enormous sack!!! Dr. Crusher kinda has a crush on her unnamed new patient, so she dresses him in the tightest, whitest, flesh-gripping jumpsuit in all of the galaxy. Every scene stars this guy’s floppy dong and bulging ‘nads, unless he should turn around and let his supple ass-cheeks and crack take the stage! The actor’s name is Mark La Mura and were I he I would be sueing Paramount over this costume.