Michael Dorsey: She thinks I’m gay, I told her about Julie and she thinks I’m gay!
George Fields: Julie thinks your gay?
Michael Dorsey: No, my friend Sandy.
George Fields: Sleep with her, and she’ll…
Michael Dorsey: I slept with her once she’s still thinks I’m gay!
George Fields: Oh… thats no good, Michael.
Michael Dorsey: You should have seen the look on her face when she thought I was a lesbian.
George Fields: “Lesbian”? You just said gay.
Michael Dorsey: No, no, no – SANDY thinks I’m gay, JULIE thinks I’m a lesbian.
George Fields: I thought Dorothy was supposed to be straight?
Michael Dorsey: Dorothy IS straight. Tonight Les, the sweetest, nicest man in the world asked me to marry him.
George Fields: A guy named Les wants YOU to marry him?
Michael Dorsey: No, no, no – he wants to marry Dorothy.
George Fields: Does he know she’s a lesbian?
Michael Dorsey: Dorothy’s NOT a lesbian.
George Fields: I know that, does HE know that?
Michael Dorsey: Know WHAT?
George Fields: That, er, I… I don’t know.
