John Stewart reminded me tonight that John Kerry is at least one-quarter Jewish — but somehow he’s not even one-quarter funny! I had to turn off his appearance on the Daily Show as I sat there cringing and making uncomfortable grimaces. Oy vey! Unfunny! The man really does have no personality whatsoever! That’s fine — I’ll still vote for him. (I bet President Jeb Bartlett wouldn’t fare well opposite Stewart either and he’s the greatest president ever!) Oddly, Al Gore did well on Letterman, if I am not mistaken. . .