The only known proof of the idiotic facial hair I wore on January 16th, 2006.
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Welcome
Jordan Hoffman is a New York-based writer and film critic working for The Guardian, Vanity Fair, Thrillist, Times of Israel, NY Daily News and elsewhere.
He is the host of ENGAGE: The Official Star Trek Podcast, a member of the New York Film Critics Circle and challenges you to a game of backgammon.
Man, you’re starting to look like Bob Seger’s crystal meth dealer. And I dig that! You should have cultivated the mutton chops.