Kingdom of the Spiders (1977), John “Bud” Cardos, B- Mar 14, 2004 | Jordan Hoffman's Movie Journal, Uncategorized | 0 | William Shatner is the rootin’ tootin’ desert cow-doctor (named “Rack”) battling thousands of poisonous, hungry tarantulas. The first half is worthy of MST3K-style mockey; the second half is actually scary. It’ll make you itch.