I Ate Snails Last Night! In Staten Island of all places! And the snails were great! They were really good, I’m not fooling! I love snails! I would eat those snails every day if I could! Snails! Maybe the French are right about everything. I gotta go rent some Jerry Lewis DVDs and reassess.
Jordan Hoffman is a New York-based writer and film critic working for The Guardian, Vanity Fair, Thrillist, Times of Israel, NY Daily News and elsewhere.
He is the host of ENGAGE: The Official Star Trek Podcast, a member of the New York Film Critics Circle and challenges you to a game of backgammon.
