I am very rarely on top of a trend as much as I am with Cloverfield. I’m guessing I’m the only one you know with this T-Shirt. Hence, I am awesomer than everyone else. Kneel before Zod, etc.
If you don’t know what I mean, get thee to the search engine of your choice.
Jordan Hoffman is a New York-based writer and film critic working for The Guardian, Vanity Fair, Thrillist, Times of Israel, NY Daily News and elsewhere.
He is the host of ENGAGE: The Official Star Trek Podcast, a member of the New York Film Critics Circle and challenges you to a game of backgammon.
