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	<description>I Can't Believe It's Not Butter</description>
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		<title>The Men Who Stare At Goats (2009), Grant Heslov, C-</title>
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For more, go here. </description>
		<link>http://jordanhoffman.com/2009/11/06/the-men-who-stare-at-goats-2009-grant-heslov-c/</link>
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		<title>The Box (2009), Richard Kelly, B+</title>
		<description>

For more, go here. </description>
		<link>http://jordanhoffman.com/2009/11/06/the-box-2009-richard-kelly-b/</link>
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		<title>Futurama: Into The Wild Green Yonder (2009), Peter Avanzido, B+</title>
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Better than Bender's Game but not as good as Bender's Big Score or The Beast With A Billion Backs.

I love, love, love Futurama, but if it ended here, well, that might be a good place for it.  I question if bringing the band back together as the rumors have ...</description>
		<link>http://jordanhoffman.com/2009/11/05/futurama-into-the-wild-green-yonder-2009-peter-avanzido-b/</link>
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		<title>I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream</title>
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One of the more famous collections of "psychedelic" science fiction.  From a man, of course, who never touched psychedelics.

The titular story is fantastic, a few others are interesting.  And others still are completely forgettable.  Harlan Ellison is terse, sometimes, to his own detriment.  These are short ...</description>
		<link>http://jordanhoffman.com/2009/11/05/i-have-no-mouth-and-i-must-scream/</link>
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		<title>Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009), Wes Anderson, A-</title>
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		<link>http://jordanhoffman.com/2009/11/04/fantastic-mr-fox-2009-wes-anderson-a/</link>
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		<title>The Fourth Kind (2009), Olatunde Osunsanmi, D</title>
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		<title>The Whitest Kids U Know, Season 1 (2007), Trever Moore, Zach Cregger, B+</title>
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Some real stupid and, at times, angry stuff.  Worth checking out. </description>
		<link>http://jordanhoffman.com/2009/11/04/the-whitest-kids-u-know-season-1-2007-trever-moore-zach-cregger-b/</link>
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		<title>Silent Hill (2006), Christophe Gans, C-</title>
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I dunno.  For some reason, three years after it came out, I suddenly decided I had to see this movie.  The dude has a pyramid for a head after all.

Well - much of the imagery is tremendous, I must concede, but there really is next to nothing else ...</description>
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		<title>The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974), Tobe Hooper, D</title>
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This might very well be the last very famous movie I've never seen.  Well, had never seen before last night.  I watched it last night.  It's garbage. </description>
		<link>http://jordanhoffman.com/2009/10/28/the-texas-chain-saw-massacre-1974-tobe-hooper-d/</link>
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		<title>Gentlemen Broncos (2009), Jared Hess, D</title>
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