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	<title>Jordan Hoffman Dot Com &#187; No News Is Good News</title>
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		<title>Odetta:  1930-2008</title>
		<link>http://jordanhoffman.com/2008/12/03/odetta-1930-2008/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 02:46:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just learned that Odetta died yesterday.  Somehow, despite those influential years at the Bottom Line, Fast Folk Cafe and events at Town Hall, I never saw her perform live.  RIP.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just learned that Odetta died yesterday.  Somehow, despite those influential years at the Bottom Line, Fast Folk Cafe and events at Town Hall, I never saw her perform live.  RIP.</p>
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		<title>Adam Levbarg, World Traveler</title>
		<link>http://jordanhoffman.com/2008/10/21/adam-levbarg-world-traveler/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 00:04:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jordan</dc:creator>
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Dig this video about my friend Adam.  I swear this is the best video you&#8217;ll see about traveling with type 1 Diabetes.
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<p>Dig this video about my friend Adam.  I swear this is the best video you&#8217;ll see about traveling with type 1 Diabetes.</p>
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		<title>Top 50 Hottest Sci-Fi Girls</title>
		<link>http://jordanhoffman.com/2008/08/20/top-50-hottest-sci-fi-girls/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 00:37:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jordan</dc:creator>
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It&#8217;s the fun little feature that&#8217;s tearing up the internets.  Take a look at the eloquently titled Top 50 Hottest Sci-Fi Girls.
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<p>It&#8217;s the fun little feature that&#8217;s tearing up the internets.  Take a look at the eloquently titled <a href="http://www.ugo.com/movies/top-50-hottest-sci-fi-girls/">Top 50 Hottest Sci-Fi Girls</a>.</p>
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		<title>Jesse Helms&#8217; Greatest Hits</title>
		<link>http://jordanhoffman.com/2008/07/04/jesse-helms-greatest-hits/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:46:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to Wikipedia:
Controversies
Helms was particularly vitriolic when speaking of blacks, gays and lesbians, blaming them for &#8220;the proliferation of AIDS,&#8221; and stating that he disliked using the word &#8220;gay&#8221; to refer to them since, &#8220;&#8230;there&#8217;s nothing gay about them.&#8221;
Helms opposed the Martin Luther King Day bill in 1983 on grounds that King had two associates [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>According to Wikipedia:</p>
<p>Controversies</p>
<p>Helms was particularly vitriolic when speaking of blacks, gays and lesbians, blaming them for &#8220;the proliferation of AIDS,&#8221; and stating that he disliked using the word &#8220;gay&#8221; to refer to them since, &#8220;&#8230;there&#8217;s nothing gay about them.&#8221;<br />
Helms opposed the Martin Luther King Day bill in 1983 on grounds that King had two associates with communist ties, Stanley Levison and Jack O&#8217;Dell; as well, he voiced disapproval of King&#8217;s alleged philandering.<br />
Of civil rights protests Helms stated in 1963 that &#8220;The Negro cannot count forever on the kind of restraint that&#8217;s thus far left him free to clog the streets, disrupt traffic, and interfere with other men&#8217;s rights.&#8221;[6] (WRAL-TV commentary, 1963) He also wrote, &#8220;Crime rates and irresponsibility among Negroes are a fact of life which must be faced.&#8221; (New York Times, 2/8/81)<br />
Helms&#8217; referred to the University of North Carolina (UNC) as the &#8220;University of Negroes and Communists.&#8221; (Charleston Gazette, 9/15/95)[7]<br />
Helms once deeply offended a black colleague, Democratic Senator Carol Moseley-Braun of Illinois, by singing part of &#8220;Dixie&#8221; on a Capitol elevator.<br />
Soon after the Senate vote on the Confederate flag insignia, Sen. Jesse Helms (R.-N.C.) ran into Mosely-Braun in a Capitol elevator. Helms turned to his friend, Sen. Orrin Hatch (R.-Utah), and said, &#8220;Watch me make her cry. I&#8217;m going to make her cry. I&#8217;m going to sing &#8216;Dixie&#8217; until she cries.&#8221; He then proceeded to sing the song about &#8220;the good life&#8221; during slavery to Mosely-Braun (Gannett News Service, 9/2/93; Time, 8/16/93).[7]<br />
While working on the 1950 campaign of Republican Willis Smith against Democrat Frank Porter Graham, Helms helped create an ad that read &#8220;White people, wake up before it is too late. Do you want Negroes working beside you, your wife and your daughters, in your mills and factories? Frank Graham favors mingling of the races.&#8221; Another ad featured photographs Helms himself had doctored to illustrate the allegation that Graham&#8217;s wife had danced with a black man. (FAIR 9/1/01, The News and Observer 8/26/01)<br />
Helms was an ardent supporter of the late Chile dictator Augusto Pinochet.[8]<br />
When Roberta Achtenberg was appointed Assistant Secretary of the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development in 1993 by President Bill Clinton, Helms attempted to block her confirmation, stating that he refused to vote for her &#8220;because she&#8217;s a damn lesbian.&#8221;<br />
After a protest during his 1986 visit to Mexico, Helms opined: &#8220;All Latins are volatile people. Hence, I was not surprised at the volatile reaction.&#8221; [1]<br />
In 1994 Helms spoke out against metal industrial singer Marilyn Manson. Manson responded by painting an anti-gay slur on his chest during a show in Winston-Salem, in a sarcastic and critical display against Helms&#8217;s social viewpoints.<br />
Hendrik Hertzberg of The New Yorker noted in his memoirs that Helms had &#8220;the &#8216;humorous habit&#8217;&#8221; of calling all black people &#8220;Fred&#8221;.<br />
Helms used race issues in many elections; for instance, in 1990, he ran the famous &#8220;Hands&#8221; television ad in a tough re-election race. The ad has become legendary in Southern political circles as the most direct appeal to white backlash in modern American politics. The ad played upon white voters&#8217; ideas that affirmative action might lead to a job going to a less-qualified candidate (&#8221;Gantt supports Ted Kennedy&#8217;s racial quota law, that makes the color of your skin more important than your qualifications.&#8221;) (watch the ad).<br />
Helms opposed an amendment offering war reparations to Japanese-Americans who had been interned during World War II; he proposed an amendment stipulating that no reparations would be made unless the Japanese government compensated the families of Americans killed at Pearl Harbor.<br />
In 1994, Helms created a sensation when, on the anniversary of John F. Kennedy&#8217;s assassination, he told broadcasters Rowland Evans, Jr., and Robert Novak that Clinton was &#8220;not up&#8221; to the tasks of being commander-in-chief and suggested that Clinton had &#8220;better not show up around here [Fort Bragg] without a bodyguard.&#8221;[9]<br />
Helms was a strong supporter of drug prohibition, and opposed former Massachusetts Governor Bill Weld&#8217;s nomination as Ambassador to Mexico because Weld supported medical marijuana.[2] Helms proposed several bills as part of the war on drugs.[10]<br />
Helms once claimed that &#8220;The New York Times and Washington Post are both infested with homosexuals themselves. Just about every person down there is a homosexual or lesbian.&#8221;[11]</p>
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		<title>Sydney Pollock, RIP</title>
		<link>http://jordanhoffman.com/2008/05/26/sydney-pollock-rip/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 03:12:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dude made some shitty movies, but he made some good ones, too.  They Shoot Horses, Don&#8217;t They especially and, of course, this scene &#8211; one of the best you&#8217;ll find anywhere.
You were a tomato!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dude made some shitty movies, but he made some good ones, too.  <em>They Shoot Horses, Don&#8217;t They</em> especially and, of course, this scene &#8211; one of the best you&#8217;ll find anywhere.</p>
<p>You were a tomato!</p>
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		<title>Banana Soup</title>
		<link>http://jordanhoffman.com/2008/03/09/banana-soup/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 21:54:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jordan</dc:creator>
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I&#8217;m not the only one blogging in this house.  You can check out Ann&#8217;s interpretation of events over at Banana Soup, by going to banana2goober.blogspot.com.
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<p>I&#8217;m not the only one blogging in this house.  You can check out Ann&#8217;s interpretation of events over at Banana Soup, by going to <a href="http://banana2goober.blogspot.com">banana2goober.blogspot.com</a>.</p>
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		<title>P. T. Anderson Drinks Jurgen&#8217;s Milkshake</title>
		<link>http://jordanhoffman.com/2008/02/09/p-t-anderson-drinks-jurgens-milkshake/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2008 23:28:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[He drinks it up!
Very entertaining report in Variety. 
Now if only I can get Leonard Nimoy to read my witty comments about Pon Faar.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He drinks it up!</p>
<p>Very entertaining <a href="http://www.variety.com/blog/1390000339/post/1980021598.html?nid=3611">report in Variety</a>. </p>
<p>Now if only I can get Leonard Nimoy to read my witty comments about Pon Faar.</p>
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		<title>Definitely, Maybe (2008), Adam Brooks, C</title>
		<link>http://jordanhoffman.com/2008/01/20/definitely-maybe-2008-adam-brooks-c/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 15:10:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jordan</dc:creator>
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Maybe, but not for me.
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Maybe, but not for me.</p>
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		<title>The Moose</title>
		<link>http://jordanhoffman.com/2008/01/05/the-moose/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 17:42:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jordan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not the best rendition, but the only one I could find on YouTube.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not the best rendition, but the only one I could find on YouTube.</p>
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		<title>The Chris Pine Film Festival</title>
		<link>http://jordanhoffman.com/2007/10/29/the-chris-pine-film-festival/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 01:54:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jordan</dc:creator>
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Is Chris Pine Kirk-worthy?  The jury is out.
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<p>Is <a href="http://www.ugo.com/movies/chris-pine-film-festival">Chris Pine</a> Kirk-worthy?  The jury is out.</p>
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