Northlanders 17-20

Jordan | Cram it in Your Ear | Sunday, November 15th, 2009

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Northlanders 17 is one of my favorite one-shot comics of all time. It’s actually the one that got me all into Northlanders in the first place.

It has no plot – simply a description of two Vikings in the middle of an honor fight to the death. The detailed narration that comes along with it is a perfect snapshot of the Viking culture that is at the heart elsewhere in Brian Wood’s stories. It is simple and perfect and Vasilis Lolos’ artwork is absolutely mesmerizing in its subtlety.

Anyone who thinks comics can’t be high art needs to take a look at this. (You can see much of it here if you don’t believe me.)

18-19 tells the story of a trio of women who must step up and defend themselves against some horrible Christians and 20 brings back our favorite Sven of Orkney, now hidden up in the Faroe Islands, letting his legend grow so strong some knuckleheads dare to try and kill him for glory.

Issue 21 begins an 8-issue arc. More on that as it completes.

Fringe Comics 1-6

Jordan | Cram it in Your Ear | Sunday, November 15th, 2009

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I am just as surprised as you are to learn that Fringe comics are good.

I would say that this 6 issue arc is actually more fun than many of the episodes.

It is, at heart, a prequel, with a young Walter Bishop meeting and working with a young William Bell. (As this was all done before the casting coup, the Comics’ Bell looks nothing like Leonard Nimoy – nor is he the appropriate age, but that’s okay.)

You get to watch Bish & Belly do all sorts of wacky stuff in their Harvard lab – like go back in time to fight Hitler!!!

Each issue also comes with a smaller, tag story that is just a little bit of “Pattern” spookiness.

Issue 6 is the only one set “now” and its last panel is Agent Dunham knocking on Bishop’s hospital door. Fun stuff.

X-Men: Magneto Testament

Jordan | Cram it in Your Ear | Sunday, November 8th, 2009

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Lots here depends on your point of view.

For an X-Men comic, this is a miraculous work. For Holocaust fiction (even Holocaust fiction in comic form) it is a trifle.

I was a little nervous that we’d somehow see young Magnus bending crematorium doors open with his mind, but Greg Pak is smarter than that. We see very little mutant power in the young German Jew condemned to Sonderkommando work in Auschwitz. I just hope the eventual 20th Century Fox film has the good sense to keep it that way (doubtful.)

Northlanders: The Cross and the Hammer

Jordan | Cram it in Your Ear | Sunday, November 8th, 2009

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The third arc of Brian Wood’s Northlanders takes the action to Ireland, where a one man resistance force causes agita for the invasion force. Some 11th Century CSI work is either awesome or far-fetched, depending on your point of view.

While I still really dig these amoral Viking stories, I prefer the artwork in the earlier comics to what is collected here. It looks too Dick Tracy for my taste. Still worth your time, though. Right now, other than Trek comics, these are the only current comics I currently care about.

I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream

Jordan | Cram it in Your Ear | Thursday, November 5th, 2009

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One of the more famous collections of “psychedelic” science fiction. From a man, of course, who never touched psychedelics.

The titular story is fantastic, a few others are interesting. And others still are completely forgettable. Harlan Ellison is terse, sometimes, to his own detriment. These are short short stories – oftentimes just enough to get some kooky idea across and then move on.

Why Are Jews Liberals? by Norman Podhoretz

Jordan | Cram it in Your Ear | Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

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I see a book like this in a store it is a virtual impossibility that I’m not going to buy it.

It is a position paper, basically, arguing that a) most Jews are liberal and that b) they shouldn’t be.

The a) part is interesting reading – dating back to the Biblical era on through the Inquisition and Reformation and Pogroms and Herzl and Roosevelt and Alger Hiss and Kissinger up through the Bushes. Interesting reading.

What fails – ultimately fails – is Podhoretz’s rallying cry. He goes absolutely “all in” that anyone who doesn’t defend Israel 100% of the time is an anti-Semite. Seriously. It is amazing that publishing house of record ever let such insanity see the light of day.

Podhoretz’s maniacal litmus test renders all of his arguing moot, until he becomes a laughing stock.

He says Nixon is the greatest friend Jews ever had ever, and doesn’t even bother to refute the Billy Graham tapes. He just ignores them as if they don’t exist. Reagan was forced to go to Bitburg against his will and W. is a Truman-esque genius.

Whatever.

I liked reading this book for its first 2/3rds but the remainder is the ramblings of a madman.

I’m all for investigating other points of view, but this did nothing to turn me into the GOP voter its author hoped it would.

Northlanders – Lindisfarne

Jordan | Cram it in Your Ear | Sunday, October 18th, 2009

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Two-issue arc concerning the Viking invasion of a monastery in Northern England – told from the point of view of a young, treasonous boy who “summons up” the Northlanders to vanquish his family. Bloody and alarmingly free-of-ethics (like most of the previous Northlanders stories) this comic makes some of the best toilet reading around.

Chasm City, Alastair Reynolds

Jordan | Cram it in Your Ear | Sunday, October 11th, 2009

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This is the second 700 page novel by Reynolds I’ve read this year. I’ve got a third ready to go.

Set somewhat as a “sidequel” to the happenings in the “Revelation Space” arc, this is a slightly more conventional tale, but not without Reynolds’ style of truly mind-expanding ideas.

A detective story, of sorts, set in a post-human society where The Melding Plague has thrown all nanotech into such chaos that the buildings themselves begin growing out of control. Also: a religion that is truly infectious.

The best sections deal with a flotilla of generation ships that slowly begin to form into their own warring nations. It is a fascinating piece of anthropology and a solid example of what hard SF can do that no other genre can.

Northlanders: Book One, Sven the Returned

Jordan | Cram it in Your Ear | Sunday, October 11th, 2009

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Vikings. Adventuring in Constantinople, conquering the Orkneys, battling the Saxons. Three times awesome.

Brian Wood’s writing is good-not-great, but the setting and art are a solid A+. This is a great collection of an 8-issue arc featuring more beheadings than you can shake a blood-soaked blade at. Highly recommended.

City of Dust

Jordan | Cram it in Your Ear | Monday, September 14th, 2009

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Ignore the good reviews, Steve Niles’ City of Dust (soon to be a motion picture) is a pretty lame-ass comic.

The premise – that a Utopian society that has outlawed religion has also done away with “all storytelling,” so a savior has reconstructed robot versions of classic monsters to rekindle our imagination – is asinine.

The art is cool, though.

Battlestar Galactica Origins: Baltar

Jordan | Cram it in Your Ear | Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

tnbsgorigbaltartpbcov.jpgFrom his humble origins as a math nerd on the farm, to his college years, to his years in politics until, finally, his seduction in “The Plan,” you can gain a little more insight into Dr. Gaius Baltar with this book.Well – not too much insight. It is pretty surface stuff, frankly. But, still, anything about these awesome characters is welcome. Fun, quick read (1 subway ride!)

Green Lantern: Tales of the Sinestro Corps

Jordan | Cram it in Your Ear | Monday, September 7th, 2009

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Here’s some crazy-ass one shots set during the Sinestro Corps War that, actually, might be more fun that the actual text itself.

Some real nerd-ass shit including pages and pages (and pages) of roll-call material. Did you know that there were members of the Green Lantern Corps that were whole planets? Bacteria? Sentient mathematical equations? Ooh, yeah, this is the shit.

If you want to read sentences like: “There is a dark Underverse to the Multiverse known as the Anti-Matter Universe,” then you truly must pick up this book.

Green Lantern: The Sinestro Corps War Vol 1 & Vol 2

Jordan | Cram it in Your Ear | Sunday, August 30th, 2009

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There’s nothing like a Multiverse in danger.

The four Earth-based Green Lanterns (in conjunction with a pair of emoting rogue Guardians) take an amended Book of Oa and defend us all against a fascist band of fearmongerers. Sinestro, along with a giant yellow space war-city, Cyborg-Superman, Superman Prime and others face down the Green Lantern Corps (who have a giant sentient planet ready to do battle against a yellow sentient city.) But can they face down the personification of Fear in the sharp-toothed, quasi-lizardlike Parallax?

The comics of the Green Lantern Corps are some NERD ASS SHIT.

You need to run fast and loose with multiverses, anti-matter Universes, sectors, quadrants, sentient bacteria, crazy-ass looking aliens. . . .and some of the pages are so chock full of space-ray SF that the art is one blur of green & yellow headache.

The storytelling is amateurish, but fundamentally, this is all pretty freakin’ awesome.

Swamp Thing: Dark Genesis

Jordan | Cram it in Your Ear | Sunday, August 23rd, 2009

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Oh Swamp Thing, you are so misunderstood!

This collection, featuring the original Swamp Thing 8-page story and the first 10 issues, offers a nice origin story, some good whacked-out pseudo-science action, a run-in with Batman and lots of moss-covered mucking about. Plus the Un-Men.

If I were a betting man, I’d guess that Hoffman is about to do a deep dive on Swamp Thing.

Batman: City of Crime

Jordan | Cram it in Your Ear | Sunday, August 23rd, 2009

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I’ve read many Batman collections and this – a collection of David Lapham’s Detective Comics run from the late 1990s – is the best non-Frank Miller one I’ve put my mitts on.

It’s a pretty thick tome, and while it manages to include some greats of the rogue’s gallery, it sticks pretty close to its unique vision. Gotham itself is the enemy – and its description of corruption in the very makeup of the geography is just plain awesome.

Highly recommended.

Batman: Gotham by Gaslight (and Master of the Future)

Jordan | Cram it in Your Ear | Sunday, August 23rd, 2009

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This is one of the more beloved Batman books – but let me tell you something: it is lame.

The premise – a Gilded Age Gotham – is awesome, but just because the Mayor is drawn to look like Teddy Roosevelt it doesn’t mean the story is good. The story is boring. I read this three days ago and have already forgotten it.

Werewolves on the Moon: Versus Vampires

Jordan | Cram it in Your Ear | Sunday, August 23rd, 2009

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For those of you who like crazy sci-fi & action comics, but also like a little bit of tongue-in-cheek humor, this is the comic for you. The complete run is 3 issues and, alas, the 1st one is the best, but it is still worth reading. The title kinda says it all. If this were a Saturday Morning cartoon show I’d set my alarm early each weekend.

Fantastic Four: World’s Greatest – Mark Millar & Bryan Hitch

Jordan | Cram it in Your Ear | Monday, August 17th, 2009

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Myriad Universes abound, but the quick witted Millar manages to keep everything moving and breezy. As one of the few people on the planet who like the FF films, this seems pretty sympatico tonally. The second half of this collection gets a tad mired in Marvel Universe crossovers, but not too bad considering the need to sell more product. Fun stuff.

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