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Julian Schnabel’s Forgotten Rock Album

Jordan | No News Is Good News | Monday, March 5th, 2012

Sit down, kids, and I’ll tell you a tale.

The year was 1993 and Julian Schnabel was getting tired of smashing plates. But before he became a painter turned (really good) filmmaker, he tried his hand at being a painter turned (really awful) singer.

This is the lead-off track from his album “Every Silver Lining Has A Cloud,” which Island Records released two years after the recording. For God knows what reason, I bought a copy. Maybe I just wanted a CD with a giant purple phallus in my collection.

“She’s Dancing, He’s Dreaming” is the best song on the album, and, frankly, isn’t THAT terrible for the first three minutes. The production by Bill Laswell has a vaguely U2-ish vibe. The song was written by Brian Kelly and Pat Place (don’t know much about them) and the lyrics are by Kelly and Schnabel. The drums are Anton Fier, bass Bill Laswell, organ Bernie Worrell, guitar Buckethead. Yeah, I know, a pretty incredible line-up. I imagine they were all extremely well paid.

The problem is the singing. At first you think that he may be able to pull it off as a “this is how an honest man sings” type thing. But not quite. Then you think, maybe it’s simply an “unusual” voice like a Van Dyke Parks or Biff Rose. But then those strained notes come in at 3:17. Ugh.

Mind you, this is the best of the 13 tracks. I’ve never been able to listen to the whole thing.

But did I mention that The Diving Bell and the Butterfly is a masterpiece?

4 Comments »

  1. [...] disapprove. And the tenth one would be clinically deaf. Let’s have a listen! Jordan Hoffman passed along word this morning of his extraordinary archival find: Schnabel’s troubled 1993 album Every Silver [...]

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  2. [...] disapprove. And the tenth one would be clinically deaf. Let’s have a listen! Jordan Hoffman passed along word this morning of his extraordinary archival find: Schnabel’s troubled 1993 album Every Silver [...]

    Pingback by Listen to the Rare, Vintage Pop Stylings of Ian McShane and Julian Schnabel | NewsandShowbiz.com — March 6, 2012 @ 6:42 pm

  3. well, well, well…we meet again…I believe Bill remarked at one time how this album never should have been made. And I believe those comments are what severed his relationship with Schnabel. I have to believe Bill’s friend Chris Blackwell founder of Island probably put them together. And as big of a Bill fan as I am…yeah…this is terrible, though Bill obviously agrees. One day I’ll ask him about this one…

    Comment by Dave — March 6, 2012 @ 7:00 pm

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