Green Lantern: First Flight (2009), Lauren Montgomery, B
The opening is retarded and the movie doesn’t even bother giving you characters you care about (unlike the much more “real movie” Wonder Woman that came out earlier this year), but Green Lantern: First Flight has some of the craziest, holy-shit sci fi action you’ll see all year.
Lots of awesome aliens, creatures, flashing lights, space ships, teleportation cones, zaps, zings and zoops of all kind.
I don’t normally say things quite as bluntly as this, but here goes: get high then watch this DVD.