Let Us Now All Stare At Dennis Kucinich’s Strangely Hot Wife

Jordan | E-motions | Friday, April 27th, 2007

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Who knew an elfin vegetarian from Ohio could land a ten foot tall redhead with a British accent?

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Elizabeth Kucinich

And for those who really want to stalk her, you can check out her MySpace page (which is just as annoying as anyone else’s MySpace page.)

13 Comments »

  1. “strange” clearly modifies “wife,” not “hot.”

    Comment by rozger — April 27, 2007 @ 10:34 am

  2. We respectfully disagree

    Comment by Jordan — April 27, 2007 @ 5:44 pm

  3. Or, wait, maybe we agree. I can’t parse your bon mot.

    Comment by Jordan — April 27, 2007 @ 5:44 pm

  4. She’s got to be an alien that Rep. Kucinich brough home with him. I can think of no other explaination.

    Comment by Sean — November 27, 2007 @ 1:31 am

  5. I would like to bone her…

    Comment by Frank Eddie — November 30, 2007 @ 3:47 pm

  6. I don’t understand your judgementalism,
    i bet thou art not so pretty after all thyselves !
    beauty IS in the eye of the beholder and LOVE is DiViNE .
    so much for kucinichs only crime
    and you know what
    all these prejustices are so outdated
    facing the worlds misery of today
    and you talk about your dislikes of outer human appearances .
    Wake up and dance !

    Comment by Nina — December 2, 2007 @ 6:43 pm

  7. Elizabeth Kucinich is super hot. And unlike Nicole Kidman, she appears to be a NATURAL redhead (Kidman seems to be just a pale brunette who dyes her hair).

    Dennis is the luckiest elf in the world.

    Comment by Lee — December 13, 2007 @ 7:36 pm

  8. I THINK THAT IS REALLY DISGUSTING HE SHOULD GET SOMEONE HIS OWN AGE
    HE IS OLD ENOUGH TO BE HER FATHER. GAG ME. PLEASE.

    Comment by KIMMY — December 29, 2007 @ 7:47 pm

  9. This young woman appears to have more class in her pinky than many of those who elected to comment on this board. I am sure that there are idiots all over the world that she has traveled, otherwise she may think that there is little good in this country. It appears there must be some very miserable people who have nothing better than to condemn others. I trust your insecurity should be dealt with to enable you to enjoy life, rather than to suffer and drown in your own loathing and jealousy.

    Comment by wisdom — January 1, 2008 @ 7:51 pm

  10. Why is it that comments such as Frank Eddie’s summarizes the internet’s greatest achievement-that people who can’t write, think or create beyond their crotch has a place to share their third leg comments.

    Comment by mllea — January 21, 2008 @ 9:09 am

  11. I’m thinking rozger is in an airport bathroom waiting for Senator Craig and KIMMY ALL CAPS ISN’T QUITE AS HOT AS MRS KUCINICH BECAUSE OF BITTERNESS AND HAAGEN DAZ. You’re both tapped.

    She’s way hot, yo. They look like a nice couple.

    Comment by Chubby — January 25, 2008 @ 10:59 am

  12. damn i’d tap that.

    Comment by chica chica — February 22, 2008 @ 1:07 am

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